Yarrr! Welcome to the Talk Like a Pirate Day edition of me blog. Ne'er has there been a greater Talk Like a Pirate Day than the one I be experiencin' t'day. Above be me pirate name and I be captain o'the Scream o'the Ocean!
T'start me high school mascot was a pirate so I already be havin' an in with this fine holiday. I be datin' a fine corsair lovin' lass that be willin' to watch many a swashbucklin'-themed film with me. In that spirit I be timbered ta find that there be a pirate themed movie set in the fine state of Utah, if ye can believe it!
They be havin' a Talk Like a Pirate Day screenin' of the movie t'night and ne'er stormy seas nor Davy Jones h'self could keep me from what should be th'crown jewel of a fantastic day.
Buckle a swash f'r me t'day!